>i typically enjoy a good profanity-laden rant, but something about this particular one feels very forced.

Profanity for the sake of profanity is lame and immature.

>you would be unintelligible if you rigorously avoided them all

You could write naturally and then let an LLM translate avoiding the 1000 words, with verification harness or maybe a custom sampler.

It smacks of “Hitler also loved…(some innocuous thing).”