> People like computers to work fast.

People don't like to wait for their computer. The nuance is quite important.

> They don't like when their computer sounds like a jet engine. Especially among other people whose computers don't do that. People like not having to worry too much charging their computer.

But the 2012 Mac I'm talking about does all that for what it's used for: completely silent (and trust me, I'm quite sensitive to that), lasts on battery long enough, as fast as possible (of course a new machine would be faster, but it would not be meaningful for the use case).

> The environmental cost is less than ordering a pizza. A product that someone uses for years is not going to be an environmental issue.

That's completely wrong.

I'm not sure why you are pushing here.