If it walks like a duck, farts like a dog, and flies like a fish - it's Java$cript.
TypeScript is used by the pious - they think it will bring them closer to God.
> dwarf fortresses that prove code with math
And then there's you guys.
Gattir allar,
aþr gangi fram,
vm scoðaz scyli,
vm scygnaz scyli;
þviat ouist er at vita,
hvar ovinir sitia
a fleti fyr