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Plus mowing a lawn is meditative

Copying another comment I made earlier

When I was laid off a couple months ago, the first thing I did was go out and mow my lawn. One hour of simple, clean labor, with clear progress, goals, and solitude. It helped me stay out of a bad mental frame, and when I finished I went inside and sent out a few hundred applications

Over the next several weeks, I spent a lot of time that wasn't spent on finding a new job working on my yard. Fixing sprinklers, cleaning up the edges of the grass, turning, peating, and mulching garden beds, and more

While this job search period took longer than any of my past ones, and ostensibly should have been more stressful, it wasn't. Is that because I spent most of the downtime working outdoors? Probably, who knows? It was certainly a better use of my time than sitting indoors moping

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I'm not much of a workaholic, I don't really like going outside or getting my hands dirty...

But mowing the lawn is nice. It's like doing a giant coloring page with a big thick marker.

The past couple of years I've lived in a place with no lawn to mow and I miss it.

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Niceness of lawn mowing is very climate dependent. Around 70 degrees I don’t mind it. Different story when it’s 98.

Unenjoyable, and my electric motor’s batteries die twice as fast in the heat, so I have to do it two days in a row instead of being able to get it over with. But I don’t hate it quite enough to blow hundreds of dollars on extra batteries or to pay someone else to do it.

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I once had an electric lawnmower with a cord on it. Swaps one inconvenience for another. You don't have to recharge it, but you have to keep the cord out of the way.
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I've had both. I'd rather have battery operated, especially if you have a big yard. Having an extra backup battery is a good idea as well.
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Absolutely agree. I could easily afford to hire a lawn crew to cut my lawn, but I enjoy doing it every weekend or two for similar reasons. I have a little under half an acre to mow, but I still enjoy doing it manually with a push mower.

Gets me outside and moving, accomplishes something tangible, can catch up on a podcast or two or just get lost in my thoughts, often leads to fixing other odds and ends around the house I've put off.

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I always thought this song was about mowing the lawn during tough times, but apparently not:

https://genius.com/The-all-american-rejects-move-along-lyric...

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There is something beautiful about getting hands dirty with actual dirt/earth. Its such a REAL feeling.
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A friend of a friend got sick of tech work. Now she bills out at $70-120/hr doing garden and landscaping work. Not her crew, just her. Solo work on nice houses. Not lawn-mowing, landscaping. Very dirty every day. If I had a job I'd be jealous.
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I bought a real stinker of place to renovate & of course the yard is completely overgrown.

Every wo/man and their dog is telling me to knock it down, have a bobcat to clear the yard and start fresh.

I enjoy the work of clearing a yard by hand, and slowly cleaning the place up.

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I would agree with you if I wasn't so allergic to grass.
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Funny enough the parts of the lawn that are still grass are what force me to go out and mow it before the seed heads start spewing pollen. Though if you’re allergic to the hay too (curiously, I’m not) you have my sincere sympathies. That said, even if I didn’t have bad grass pollen allergies, I’d still have to keep the grass from getting too big because deer/dog ticks will start to host there, especially with all the critters we have running around.

Most of my yard (not tiny, but not big either) is clover/legumes now, and I only mow it once it’s seeded and matured, to encourage a new flush of flowers for the bees/flies/beetles and such. As a bonus the clover tends to push out the catsear too.

I’m also fond of my mint patch, and all the little mint moths fluttering about it.

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Fun fact: people are not "allergic" to pollen, they are having a legitimate immune reaction to pollen deploying enzymes that cut up proteins in your respiratory tract. This is because pollen is "designed" to chop up similar proteins when it lands on a flower.
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> Plus mowing a lawn is meditative

Not when its >100F and >30%RH and a bright sun in the sky.

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That’s what evenings are for…
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The 100F time is already the late afternoon/early evening. Am I supposed to mow in the dark when its 98F? Or should I wait until 1 AM to mow? I'm sure my neighbors will love it.

At least with the extreme heat the grass doesn't grow quite as fast.

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There's always sunrise
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This is mentioned in the article when discussing a player that found the optimum route:

> Sarah also did something that appeared a bit unnatural. Instead of simply continuing straight a few times, she intuitively and preemptively turned in a snake-like pattern. This highlighted a key difference between real-life mowing and our simplified game, an approach that strong mowers exploited. Sarah, an avid gamer, seemed to recognize this strategy immediately.

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The thing is, one needs to consider more than efficiency, but the overall health and appearance of the lawn --- as noted on _Magnum PI_, it is necessary to vary the cutting so that the lawn does not develop a "grain" where it lays unevenly.
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> Sarah, an avid gamer, seemed to recognize this strategy immediately.

I have also played a lot of ChuChu Rocket!

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You should see how optimal the poster's first dates are! Meet at a location with premade bottles of Soylent while they ask 15 questions. Done in 30min. Optimized away the cost and time "wasted" at restaurants or mini-golf type activities.
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I just send prospective dates a pre-screening questionaire, my social résumé, and a doordash giftcard. It's really efficient since I don't need to waste my time going on bad dates or even leaving the house. Unfortunately I haven't figured out the best way screen for candidates on the second round because they never return the questionaire.
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Oh, you just need to attach a prize draw to the questionnaire. It really boosts response rates with a low CPA.
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It's a cute little optimization puzzle they made for people to solve, with lawn mowing as a graphical hook to make the problem more approachable and fun. Similarly, my kids have a physical logic puzzle where the theme is putting plastic cats into plastic boxes, but it's not supposed to be training for actually optimizing cat packaging.

How is this any more or less valid a use of time vs. mini-golf?

(The "real" analogous problems are things like optimizing factories or delivery routes, and the way they are solved is by programming a computer to, but this is a toy version.)

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That’s rather cruel. Optimizing lawn mowing conserves human and machine fuel/battery, especially on large plots or as professionals or in hot climates. Misapplying optimizations to one’s free time is absolutely in line with your stereotype, but that’s much more a widespread defect of judgment in computer engineers than in mowers.
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Then the most optimal solution of all is to have a lawn that doesn't need mowing at all.
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> you often want to leave a nice pattern

Even when it comes to mowing, different people have different goals. I live out in the country, and tall grass means bugs and ticks, so my mowing tries to strike a balance of short grass near the home and the property edges to stop the ticks, medium grass most everything else because we like to let the clover grow, and tall grass, un-mowed for years on some spots, to allow an ecosystem where we still get monarchs and nightly fireflies.

Totally understandable if suburban folk have different goals, but either way, 100% agreed that efficiency is a secondary goal at best.

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I was thinking the same thing. When actually mowing a lawn (or similarly, vacuuming a carpet/rug) I tend to optimize for either long lines or rectangular sections where I can easily mow a straight pattern.
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With clippings being thrown to the right, I start on the outside and work toward the center generally counter-clockwise.
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Why not mow in a spiral then hit the 4 corners last?
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The lines change mowing so much!
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> and you miss a part of the 'square' when you are turning (the arc of the curve is not a straight line)

This can heavily be mitigated through technique. If you walk straight and just turn? Yeah, the corner is missed. If you explicitly come to a stop and do your best to do a full 90-degree turn before moving? The only curve there is going to come from the shape of the blade, and is almost guaranteed to be a tighter curve than just walking and turning without stopping.

Yes, it takes longer. But if it's worth doing, it's worth doing right, even if it takes twice as long, no?

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> Yes, it takes longer. But if it's worth doing, it's worth doing right, even if it takes twice as long, no?

This is debatable, but either way it is the opposite of the purpose of this article, which is about 'efficiency' in mowing.

Also, even if you do it very carefully, and walk a perfect 90 degree turn, you are still going to have an arc. You wont mow the whole 'square' like in the game.

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I do the outside/borders and around the trees first. Then the turning is over the already mowed area.
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