PITA for a large company to handle stable coins etc with accounting, etc

Buying stable coins is a mild pain because so many banks think crypto is radioactive. Then you have to wait for your deposited funds to completely settle before you can withdraw the crypto from your account and send it elsewhere. Doable, sure. Easy & convenient, not so much. I wouldn't call it a solved problem in the same way you can hand someone cash, tap to pay with your phone, or pay by scanning a QR Code.

Skip the crypto, cut out the middle man, and just pay the hackers in cocaine directly from the board of director's supply.