Hahah what are you doing here???

I had a friend - David - he could do it insanely quick. He's basically who I am thinking of in my post since he was also a genius at guitar, and could play beautifully. And he taught me basic PHP.

We spent a lot of time on your site on random Friday nights (him playing guitar) hahah, good times.

More of a yo-yo guy myself. I could walk the dog, pendulum, what-have-you. Around the world if I'm feeling saucy

Also: Gross, wtf happened to it???? If you can't say publicly, just blink 3 times

I remember a TV program showing someone breaking the one minute record for the first time. I could already do it at that point, I'm sure many others could as well.