All right, mate, let's hear your plan for securing the UK's south-eastern coastline.
replyIf Daily Mail journalist can be there on time to photograph the boats, the authorities could spend less time in the pub, and make some arrests...
replyTake people back to France? Feels pretty damn obvious to me. I believe they even agreed something like that fairly recently.
replySharks and tornados, and imagine if we can combine them!
replyBad news, budget cuts mean we can afford a flounder with a paper fan. His name's Steven and he lives about twenty yards east of Lulworth Cover, but we reckon he's okay to commute to work.
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