In the trees they drop down on you from above. Had them do that many times.
The general consensus is to wear a hat when mushrooming in the places I've been.
They have thermal sensors on their forearms and are known to climb trees. Why wouldn't they approach from above?
If you're going to disagree with basic textbook biology knowledge, the burden of proof is on you.
Still feeling cool, suave, experienced, and fearless?
But you can probably tell that there is no need to be snarky. Just your first sentence would have been more in line with how people engage with each other around here.
I have at least one serious regret about trusting someone on the internet saying something incorrect confidently.
No need to be rude, though!