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upvoteby Agentlien5 hours ago|
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As a Swede, I always enjoy Ikea product names. Many of them are based on their actual function or category. Some are wordplay related to this. For example:

Rinnig - a kitchen towel called "runny"

Skaftet - a series of standing lamps and lamp stands called "the shaft"

Fejka - plastic plants literally called "to fake"

Knöckla - A garbage bin called "crumple up"

Some I don't get but are still funny

Ostbit - wooden serving tongs called "piece of cheese"?

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upvoteby Sharlin4 hours ago|
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I guess you can use the tongs to serve pieces of cheese.
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upvoteby MajorBee14 hours ago|
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> BYDGOSZCZ sofa

This may not even be that far off from reality, looking at the sort of names rando brands on Amazon often have...

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upvoteby Inityx5 hours ago|
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No joke, I came across a cosmetics brand recently called "Pooplunch"
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upvoteby simondotau4 hours ago|
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Genius strategy for earning organic social media
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upvoteby dylan60411 hours ago|
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At least BYDGOSZCZ is a real word in a real language
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upvoteby mikestorrent11 hours ago|
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Place looks pretty nice, too.
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upvoteby pseudohadamard2 hours ago|
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Note to self: Change WiFi password, some bastard has posted it to HN for everyone to see.
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upvoteby nine_k17 hours ago|
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If the goal is something that reads weird for most Europeans, then try picking names from Finnish, Estonian, Hungarian, or Welsh.
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upvoteby noir_lord17 hours ago|
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My missus is Hungarian, I'm sure it's a lovely language but it just sounds like Klingon to me.

Which makes it hilarious when she's annoyed at the boy.

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upvoteby pndy16 hours ago|
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The fact that Sz in Hungarian reads as s and other way around, S becomes sh - is mind-boggling especially for Poles, where Sz is pronounced as sh. and S remains s.
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upvoteby huhtenberg45 minutes ago|
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Wait for the Italian where "cc" makes a "ch" sound and "ch" is "k"

* When followed by e or i.

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upvoteby nine_k15 hours ago|
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In Spanish "z" always sounds [s] (except in Spain where it sounds [θ]), but "s" can often sound [z].
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upvoteby decimalenough15 hours ago|
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Funnily enough, there are quite a few IKEA products with Finnish names. (Most are place names from northern Sweden, where there's a significant Finnish minority.)
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upvoteby teiferer5 hours ago|
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The Tornedalen people are kinda their own group with their own language (Meänkieli). To an outsider it might sound like Finnish, but it's not much closer to Finnish than Yiddish is to German.
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upvoteby jltsiren4 hours ago|
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Meänkieli split from what became the Torne Valley dialects of Finnish in 1809, when an international border suddenly appeared in the middle of the region. To a Finnish speaker it sounds like a bit old-fashioned dialect, but it's mostly intelligible. It's definitely closer to standard Finnish than Karelian, which takes a lot of effort to understand.
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upvoteby Sharlin4 hours ago|
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Not so sure. As a native Finnish speaker, I'd say most of us would understand Meänkieli just fine, especially anyone raised on the coastal areas where colloquial Swedish loans are more common in general.
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upvoteby throw-the-towel14 hours ago|
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Now I want a HÉTFŐ desk, and a SZÉKESFEHÉRVÁR... something.
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upvoteby bobthepanda6 hours ago|
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Basque would be truly weird since it is one of a few known language isolates
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upvoteby retired7 hours ago|
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Imagine an alternative reality where a KALLAX is a ԿԱԼԼԱՔՍ and the stores have pushy salesmen with impressive amounts of visible chest hair.
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upvoteby bberkgaut5 hours ago|
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the joke is a bit too hairy to my taste, and yet I can't help but imagine how good would be the restaurant in that reality!
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upvoteby ccozan4 hours ago|
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I heard the raktajino is really good! Qapla'!
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upvoteby orthoxerox4 hours ago|
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Their ads could star the Kardashians.
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upvoteby fragmede13 hours ago|
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You really wanna get weird, there's those continents of Asia, Africa, and South America, full of different sounds to use for names. Ikea is Swedish, so they get to propagate Swedish culture to the rest of the world.
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upvoteby pseudohadamard2 hours ago|
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I can just imagine Chinese IKEA, their entire product list would be Shíshì shīshì Shī Shì, shì shī, shì shí shí shī Shì shíshí shì shì shì shī Shí shí, shì shí shī shì shì Shì shí, shì Shī Shì shì shì Shì shì shì shí shī, shì shǐ shì, shǐ shì shí shī shìshì Shì shí shì shí shī shī, shì shíshì Shíshì shī, Shì shǐ shì shì shíshì Shíshì shì, Shì shǐ shì shí shì shí shī Shí shí, shǐ shí shì shí shī shī, shí shí shí shī shī Shì shì shì shì.
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upvoteby psunavy0311 hours ago|
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With a side of tasty meatballs.
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upvoteby dylan60411 hours ago|
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I've had tasty meatballs. It was the lingonberry sauce that I was introduced from Ikea.
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upvoteby RugnirViking17 hours ago|
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its not all that strange tbh - im learning danish which is adjacent enough to swedish that I can understand most of the names - sometimes they aren't relevant to the product function, sometimes they are, but they're just names. Is it strange to you that the word "photoshop" uses english language? what about a Hamburger being named after a place?
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upvoteby fyltr17 hours ago|
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Nitpicking but your examples all have a clear etymology that may even help you deduce the purpose of a thing. Hamburger means 'from Hamburg' and can be short for 'in the style of Hamburg', which sounds perfectly normal to a native. This is, would I say, less strange than if it was named 'Hamburg', which seems to be the case of IKEA furniture. Photoshop, in the same way, seems to refer to a photo workshop, which once again has an etymology, as it refers to the initial purpose of that program, reworking pictures. On the opposite, if things are just named 'for the lulz', and my desk is called Boston, my text editor 'golden retriever' and my lamp acorn, confusion may at some point arise.
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upvoteby schoen17 hours ago|
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GNOME used to give software applications names of common nouns that were usually not strongly related to their function: Nautilus, Palimpsest, Totem, Tomboy, Seahorse. At some point I think they decided to move away from this because they found many users had a hard time remembering the names.
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upvoteby necovek2 hours ago|
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The way I remember it, GNOME moved away from funny release codenames all the way back around 2004 or 2005, and then gradually moved to application names reflecting their generic function (eg. gedit was for a long time called "Gnome Text Editor" in the .desktop file, basically hiding the component name in an about dialog, before another "gnome text editor" was introduced to replace it, but I haven't tracked this and maybe it's just a project rename too).

I do believe it is acceptable for software to have playful names. After all, that's how "googling", "tweeting" have entered the vocabulary (and no, nobody is "facebooking"). I am pretty sure global human population is not so dumb to not be able to learn to associate a non-function-reflecting name to its purpose. If anything, it's a marketing thing.

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upvoteby dylan60411 hours ago|
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Is that rule number one or two in that naming things are hard?
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upvoteby dmurray16 hours ago|
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How about eating a Sandwich with Turkey, Bologna and Cheddar, maybe with a Paris-Brest for dessert?
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upvoteby wodenokoto7 hours ago|
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Every furniture chain I’ve been in contact with have had furniture names like “Boston” and “acorn” and is “golden retriever” really that far off from Apple old OS naming scheme with snow leopards, lions and cougars?
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upvoteby necovek5 hours ago|
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I'd love seeing some Polish names in products and learning their pronounciation: but as a fellow Slavic language speaker (which there are hundreds of millions of, compared to 10 or 20 million Swedish speakers), I imagine I can do a pretty good job. So I think Swedish is still globally more playful.

(I'd read it as БИЂОШЧ/БИДГОШЧ, ПРЗЕМИСЛАВ and ПШЧОЛА/ПШЧОЉА — you can check on Google Translate if I am close :))

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upvoteby victorbjorklund17 hours ago|
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It is kind of funny sometimes. Sometimes it’s related to what the thing is (like a pun) and sometimes just random
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upvoteby namelosw14 hours ago|
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Just go to Polish IKEA and buy the Grzegorz table and Brzęczyszczykiewicz chairs …
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upvoteby rubberpoliceman10 hours ago|
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> Brzęczyszczykiewicz

MAUL HALTEN!

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upvoteby shmeeed3 hours ago|
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For everybody who's as lost as I was, the above is a quote from a 1970 polish movie:

https://youtu.be/AfKZclMWS1U

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upvoteby ehnto9 hours ago|
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I have always thought this about western media. For all of us in non-us countries, the locations, roads and objects are all slightly foreign to us, giving it that other-world feel movies have.

But for those in the US, wouldn't it all be a bit familiar? Whenever I watch a movie set in my home country with home accents and locations, it always feels a bit too familiar and it can cheapen the feel a bit.

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upvoteby MichaelDickens8 hours ago|
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Well, I'm an American, but US media is disproportionately set in Los Angeles or NYC, and I haven't been to either of those places.

I was watching Monk recently, and it feels kinda neat seeing a show shot in San Francisco because I used to live there. I wouldn't say it feels "cheap" though.

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upvoteby mjanx1237 hours ago|
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It is fun to see the familiar Los Santos locations.
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upvoteby johanvts3 hours ago|
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Would also be more fitting as most of it is made in Poland.
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upvoteby MarceliusK6 hours ago|
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IKEA Poland missed an opportunity here
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upvoteby noir_lord17 hours ago|
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> CROYDON sofa

I mean.. we have the Windsor Chair (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windsor_chair) and the Welsh Dresser (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welsh_dresser) and those both slightly predate ikea so it's not a new thing.

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upvoteby dmboyd11 hours ago|
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Ok porridge drawer is definitely someone having a laff
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upvoteby dickiedyce7 hours ago|
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Nope. Real Scots history. See also ‘piece’
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upvoteby Nursie4 hours ago|
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Don't forget the Chesterfield!
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upvoteby hahahaa15 hours ago|
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acorn_Electron
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upvoteby pndy17 hours ago|
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Ikea mobile application has little speaker near the product name that invokes pronunciation - sadly, that's not available on desktop site. I still tend to read Swedish accented letters in these names as German umlauts.

So that wouldn't be a problem if Polish names would be provided with audio examples.

By the way, the communistic period here was full of products using regular words, name of places or people’s names. We had Wisła, Bieszczady wall units. First Polish color TV was Jowisz (Jupiter); first TV ever my mother had was called Szafir (Saphire). Then Szarotka (elderweis) or Sylwia radios from 50s and 60s respectively. A clone of IBM PC with Intel 8086 (or with Russian clone) from 1986 was called Mazovia - Mazowsze which is a historical region of Poland, same name was also used for DOS encoding for that machine.

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upvoteby kzrdude15 hours ago|
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The German vowels are a good start, but Swedish pronunciation is of course a little bit vowel shifted from German.
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upvoteby ignoramous17 hours ago|
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You have a point but in Branding, it is accepted that bold (noisy) and distinctive (rather than only descriptive) names are an advantage: Creating billion-dollar brands: Vercel, Azure, Windsurf, Sonos, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adyIaTopO6g&t=610 (Jun 2025).
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upvoteby hahahaa15 hours ago|
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Every startup is named like these though so it is sorta biased.

E.g. https://news.ycombinator.com/jobs

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