> IIRC, the F-91W has a really small strap. Almost a "ladies watch" size.

It does. A few months ago I bought a F-91W for the nostalgia, but I have a hard time wearing it due to the tiny strap. I just ordered a bigger one strap, let's see how it works.

> And FedEx will have a word after they deliver it.

I don't understand this statement. Is there some reference I'm missing?