To get past the uh… man I really lack the words to describe the responses that you’ve already received, but I guess to avoid them going forward, I would re-label the point your making as being more culturally sensitive. It’s not asking people to accommodate your faith, rather your culture. It removes the convicting tone and imposition of your beliefs that others wish to derive from your request and instead communicates a desire for representation that isn’t “mandated” but appreciated.

It probably won’t prevent people from getting worked up over the request but it sheds a lot of potential hate and ammunition.

Perhaps consider reframing the term from referring to the God in which you believe but as merely a reference to just the top agent in its little Munder Difflin universe?

Seems like both a mental model which more accurately represents the meaning of the "GOD orchestrator" term, and solves the meaning disconnect closest to the source that is troubling you, thus being the most effective and efficient solution for everyone?

Everyone is a believer.

What exactly do you believe and why should anyone accomodate it?

Is that satire?