Clearly supporting multiple functions starting with 'p' would be overengineering.
Because of that it wouldn’t surprise me much if that sped up some standard benchmarks, for example ones parsing lots of small json objects into dictionaries.
(Slightly less silly: the folks at https://github.com/faster-cpython are doing great work, too.)
Meaning that something as simple as "w = 4" would fail? A little too nasty for my liking. Not a choice I would have made, but admire the amount of work done here and the readability of the article. And it's more human-written code than I've done in a number of months!