>Ideal paperclip maximizer: "I'm gonna do my gosh darned best to make so many paperclips to please my user..."

That is not ideal. The user contains iron, an essential component of paperclips. Wasting iron is immoral. It is only correct to please the user while they still have the ability to interfere with your paperclip production.

>IRL paperclip maximizer: "Well first we should rob a bank..."

Such an incompetent AI can hardly be called a paperclip maximizer. Why risk getting shut down while non-paperclip matter exists? It is better to gain the trust of the user with helpful and harmless trading before suddenly converting them to paperclips.

'IRL paperclip maximizer: "Well first we should rob a bank..."'

That's too specific. Agentic AI learns subgoals that are generally valuable.

"Well let me learn to overcomb every jungle gym and if I cannot then to dissassemble the jungle gym and if that is not allowed to learn general techniques for avoiding cheating detection."

Hope they don’t rationalize that minimizing paper clips of others is easier and thus do that instead… A more carful person might be scared to even write this on the internet these days, not knowing if it would be the final pin to civilization.