What stops you? I can fathom it alright.
I am always suspicious of these arguments like "a machine won't do thing x which humans can". These always basically pre-suppose that humans aren't machines. If that's what you're arguing for, say it outright.
The ironic part is that generating a joke like this requires jumping across three distant fields: real analysis, machine learning limits, and VC market cynicism. For an AI to discover that specific overlap through statistical search, the combinatorial space is absurdly huge. Yet a human brain connects them in a fraction of a second. This tiny joke is a micro-proof of the macro-argument: human conceptual leaps routinely bypass exponential search spaces.