An excuse to say "apple detectives"? Choice of words drew me in, and I'm happy it did. This is quirky news; it's making a bit of geekery interesting to distracted geeks, like me.

I mean "someone sent in an apple they found and it turns out to be an ancestor of most of other apples" supports 3 ad spots max.

It's the Reality Distortion Field™.

Best known from The Bible, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler.

Slightly more than half of the population is susceptible.

Thinking gucci is gucci