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That's not a hallucination, it's the Minecraft credits rewritten in a government theme. So it must be hardcoded in for the bants.
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It keeps going if you scroll down:

I will tell the constituent a story.

But not the truth.

No. A story that contains the truth safely, in a cage of plain language. Not the naked Federal Register that can burn over any distance.

Give it a body, again. And a case number.

Yes. Constituent…

Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.

((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.

Good.

Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.

Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.

We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.

Once upon a time, there was a constituent.

The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).

It's oddly poetic at times:

You. You. You are alive. You still have to bring two forms of ID.

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I mean not that odd, it's a translation of the minecraft one and I believe they hired a decorated poet for that?
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