Wow, I opened it on my workstation (high-end intel w/ 64GB RAM and a 5090 with 32GB VRAM) and it hung my Chrome.

Oh- I see, the whole browser locks when it's doing the final GPU upload. Now it's running at 60FPS.

It's not ... terrible, but as somebody raised on Don Davis's art (see all the lovely images here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_High_Frontier:_Human_Colon... including my personal favorite https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_High_Frontier:_Human_Colon...)

Indeed, it also froze both Firefox and Chrome running on Arch with a Threadripper 9970X. Not sure what kind of hardware is able to run this webpage.