Human languages are a mess. Some mix left-to-right and right-to-left. Some have variable amount of diacritics. Some have non-well-defined character sets where just trying to map it to a manageable complexity still loses cultural heritage. When you are fondly remembering the good old times of ASCII, you just wish back to be able to ignore anyone not speaking English. (Which is in your right to do, if you so desire.)
Yeah the multi-unicode-char grapheme clusters are basically only for emojis once they started adding stuff like every ethnicity/gender combo of 4-person family. And that one historical Korean script.
What do you think doesn't belong in Unicode? It turns out that expressing all the different ways humans have used text in history has some necessary complexity, but assigning each character and modifier a number seems like a perfectly reasonable approach.