Just having saulpw's physical address is already furtherance of that possible crime.

The commenters here are cute little HNers who think they have found a loophole in the law. They are not the first ones innover their head.

Spoiler: the law is written in words, and those words aren't strictly executed like in a computer program, they are interpreted by actual humans who can see what you are trying to do and will stamp it out.