with non-polynomial side being represented as the frontend programmer's constant need for more performance to do the same task...
Non-deterministic can be explained in several ways. One is in terms of a hypothetical "nondeterministic Turing machine" with certain non-physically realizable properties. The easier way is that a NP problem gets as input not only the problem instance x, but a "witness" w, that may depend on the problem instance. This witness generally makes the problem of deciding the problem instance straightforward (e.g. for SAT, x is the SAT instance, and w is a description of how to set the variables so that it is true).
Whomever is running this simulation, please.
See also: noneuclidian geometry and axiom of choice.
It would also be amusing to annihilate nearly six decades of proofs that assume P!=NP.
As long as we also get low order polynomial solutions to important problems, it'll be worth it.
Besides, unencrypted wifi was funny.