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Now I have to go to the lab and check (we have a ringdown sensor tuned to CH4/CO2/H2O precise into single digit ppb).

Some humans have methanogens in their gut and these people exhale methane (gut->bloodstream->lungs) and they can emit quite a lot, at least enough to completely fuck up our lab work. Our lead scientist is such a person, and the effect is so bad that he exhales into a bin liner when setting up an experiment.

Or he did: this was so inconvenient that we automated all our instruments, valves, etc so we could run experiments from the kitchen or even at home (lots of RPis which I wouldn’t normally use for anything important). Fortunately this also automated all the data collection.

But now I have to run a trial to see if my diet modulates anal CH4 emissions. Thanks HN!

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Let me know how it goes, I have a home sensor I'm married to for that (and she is very loud with alerts)
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The sensor she likely uses is only good in the hundreds of ppm. Fortunately the LFL for methane is roughly 50,000 ppm so there’s no need to give up smoking when a bout of methane-heavy flatulence occurs.
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The methane quantity from human legume consumption is negligible, and beans are just about the most greenhouse-efficient source of protein there is.

Cow “farts” (actually rumen belches) are something else entirely.

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Wooosh
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That's only if your not acclimated to a high fiber diet.
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