> Storing a lake as thousands of 1 MB Parquet files is a bad practice anyway, and 2.0 does not rescue it.
The "does not rescue it". No human would write like that.
> I'll explain what that means on a table you already know.
No I don't already know that table.
Also
> and claims 40x on graph reachability
Is really hard to parse.
The section on recursive CTEs wasn't well written and didn't explain how the optimisation was done. This article explains how the recursive CTEs were improved https://duckdb.org/2026/08/25/how-duckdb-runs-recursive-ctes...
This is what I don’t understand. Supposedly LLMs are trained on human text. Why do they come up with such unrealistic prose? Is it intentional because the companies want the tells to be obvious?
Getting it to write well is really hard because there’s no real way to verify whether it’s good prose or not. You and I can tell, but we can’t write a verifier that codifies our judgment.
Maybe they’ll find a way to improve this, but for now it’s certainly one of the harder problems to solve for LLMs.
Part of it is that I think they also have poor theory of mind, which I imagine is also a hard thing to train it to do.
In any event, other LLMs may not automatically have the problem.
On the contrary. It is unnatural for a native speaker, which I don't think the author is. For someone that speaks English as a second language, it is not uncommon to use expressions literally translated from their first language, which may be understandable but weird for native speakers.
I'm starting to read it as a sign of low LLM effort not just low human effort. It seems most common when one few-sentence prompt leads it to generate 4+ paragraphs (and the longer the output, the worse the odds). Prompting to dig into each resulting paragraph one by one, to make them readable, makes it do higher-effort deep dives.
I definitely add LLMisms to my speech to other techies as ironic jokes, but I've noticed more than once it creeps in naturally. I'm starting to embrace my typos as the few lingering signs of my humanity...
Just because some guy on some forum said that doesn't make it true. That's not how you establish facts regarding health claims.
Not that i question that reading mostly ai slop for long enough makes you feel dead inside.
I think you're right on your last point, btw, nobody will care and we'll be the poorer for it. Just like how McDonald's and Walmart have driven out and undercut localized taste and culture in the US, so it shall be with writing of all kinds. It's happening right now and readers are getting used to reading the intellectual equivalent of a Big Mac.
We invented algorithms and machines that ostensibly understand and interpret our words and can make things happen, which is a revolution of understanding. From a legibility perspective, these machines now can "understand" me just as well as if I were writing like Gene Wolfe, yet instead of embracing the idea of "wow I can talk to a computer" we have an overweight on "wow, I can have computer talk to everyone else on my behalf!".
Even if the transmission of information here was perfect I'd still question the utility of outsourcing your brain on writing a very short article compiled from release notes.
Apparently the readability of LLM prose seems to trigger stupid "tabs vs. spaces" style arguments. I encourage you to save your time and energy and do something productive with it instead.
I get the brain scramblies [1] from trying to parse this writing style at work so I hate to see it elsewhere
More and more really important and useful information will arrive like this for us to consume. There's no way around. So this is a disservice for newcomers that could come and go unscathed but instead is crippled by these kinds of comments that brings nothing of substance to the table and has the potential to make them hate something they otherwise wouldn't even notice.
Also, from https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html:
Please don't post shallow dismissals, especially of other people's work. A good critical comment teaches us something.
Please don't complain about tangential annoyances—e.g. article or website formats, name collisions, or back-button breakage. They're too common to be interesting.Also if you think LLMisms so bad it's spam, you also don't get a free pass. From the guidelines:
If a story is spam or off-topic, flag it. Don't feed egregious comments by replying; flag them instead. If you flag, please don't also comment that you did.This sort of writing decreases readability. People say "just have your own LLM rewrite it" like you don't lose value when you go from prompt -> slop you didn't review enough to clean this crap up in -> someone else's prompt to change the style -> finally someone reads it.
Do you know what happens a double-digit percentage of the time when I ask Claude to rewrite some shit that it gives me like this? It says things like: "I overstated this, I rechecked and actually..." or "this claim doesn't hold up, actually [this other thing is true]..."
So it's a sign that the claims in the post likely weren't vetted very hard.
So if you aren't proofreading I'm gonna be skeptical. And saying "deal with it" doesn't rescue it. Does it?
And then there's the reflexive "you must just be an ideological hater." No. I'm someone who uses the tools in a domain where quality matters enough that I have to dig into the quality of the tool output and spot the tells for when it's low output, so that I can deliver shit that works reliably and consistently.
So it's a sign that the claims in the post likely weren't vetted very hard.