Okay, I tried it! It doesn't have a zero-shot mode, so the only way I could test it without training was with the SNLI head as judge. On all 5,240 prompts that stand-in ignored the number of people (pulling in about half the wordings whether 0 or 20 people were at stake) and contradicted itself 96% of the time. You could train a "trolley head" but that would just measure whoever labelled the training data!
Looks very cool though. I’d definitely like to somehow “generalize” Jeffy to be more of a universal classifier. Although adhoc models pretty much always beat general ones at classification