Patently absurd, of course, but amazing too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD2__BcAxSk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9hdO8avWbo
https://journal.classiccars.com/2026/10/16/delorean-enters-f...
By rough estimate, using hydroxide jet packs as a reference, I’d say they got it down to about 600kg.
I find it genuinely hilarious that anyone could possibly think this is a good idea.
You can't possibly be serious lol.
Also where does the habit of ending angry messages with lol or lmao come from, which I only see here on HN?
https://www.nhtsa.gov/air-bags/deadly-air-bag-replacements
"After the air bags were replaced and the vehicle was involved in a crash, the air bag inflators malfunctioned and ruptured, sending large metal fragments into drivers’ chests, necks, eyes and faces, leading to death or severe injury."
So yes, safety features sometimes have flaws.
> If not, then why do you think a system using these jets to avoid accidents would?
For starters, airbags are reactive to an impact, not predictive in anticipation of it.
"We're going to crash" is harder to assess than "hey a crumple sensor in the front bumper just got wiped out".
(The airbag is also deeply unlikely to obliterate a different car, pedestrian, or bike during deployment. They're simply not comparable to a rocket engine on the outside of the car!)
I'm using lol here as an expression of rueful delight, not anger. I'm not being sarcastic - the mental image of vehicles autonomously leaping through traffic is really funny to me. However, I'm slightly perturbed by the lack of parsimonious thinking.
Or make a few! https://www.space.com/space-exploration/launches-spacecraft/...
> SpaceX thinks it knows why its newest Starship spacecraft went boom this week. "Initial analysis indicates the potential failure of a pressurized tank known as a COPV, or composite overwrapped pressure vessel, containing gaseous nitrogen in Starship's nosecone area, but the full data review is ongoing," the company wrote in an update on Thursday (June 19).
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(PS Google shut it down)