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I can't make soup of this. Your dad is a billionaire and you're left to fend for yourself? That's got to be some story.
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You didn’t read what I wrote.
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Elon is my dad and he could beat up your dad
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JB Straubel married in 2013. Unless you're 13 years old, JB Straubel isn't your father.

That kind of liar is what I would expect of someone who goes around claiming Elon's a Nazi though.

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They may well be lying but that ( "JB Straubel married in 2013" ) isn't remotely a sound argument against the "JB Straubel is my father" claim.

Straubel, in the year 2000 at the age of 25, may very well have had unprotected sex out of wedlock !!

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Neo Nazi? Seems a bit much.
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Everyone that went to the island is attracted to pre prepubescent children?

Is that your claim?

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He didn't even go to the island (or want to go to the island other than to have a party).
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> (or want to go to the island other than to have a party).

with the most notorious pedophile on earth?

> Virginia Giuffre alleged in a lawsuit that in the early 2000s, when she was 18, she participated in an orgy on the island with Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor and eight girls who "appeared to be under the age of 18" and did not speak English.

What exactly are you defending here?

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I'm defending facts, there was no pedophilia, prove it.
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> I'm defending facts, there was no pedophilia, prove it.

Prove what exactly?

Epstein pled guilty in state court in June 2008 to procuring a minor for prostitution, and was subsequently registered as a sex offender. His conviction, the child victim, and his plea-deal scandal were all public record and nationally covered by the media in 2008. Prior to November 2012, the publicly available records linking "pedophile island" (as it was referred to by locals) to abuse of minors was multiple 2008–2009 lawsuits and the 2011 media coverage. Said media coverage was the UK press turning the case into an international story from February 2011, that included: photos of Andrew and Epstein in Central Park, the Mail on Sunday photo of Andrew with Roberts and Maxwell, details about Sarah Ferguson being paid to clear her debts, and Andrew stepping down as trade envoy in July 2011.

The facts we have currently are via this truncated DOJ release, because prior to that Elon lied about their relationship on several occasions:

- “he never toured SpaceX” (July 2020).

- “Epstein tried to get me to go to his island and I REFUSED” (Sept 2025)

And the facts are that Elon was asking the world's most notorious pedophile when he could visit the private island so he could attend his wildest party. This might be normal for you, but if I knew someone who was a convicted pedophile I wouldn't want to speak to them ever again, let alone begging to be invited to their wildest party on a remote private island.

"What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA006616...

"Do you have any parties planned? I've been working to the edge of sanity this year and so, once my kids head home after Christmas, I really want to hit the party scene in St Barts or elsewhere and let loose. The invitation is much appreciated, but a peaceful island experience is the opposite of what I'm looking for."

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2011/EFTA02563...

October 2, 2013 - https://www.etonline.com/news/139074_Woody_Allen_Daughter_Br... - "Woody Allen's adopted daughter Dylan opens up to Vanity Fair special correspondent Maureen Orth about the sexual abuse scandal involving her famous father."

Sat, Nov 23 - Epstein: "will you come to caribean this xmas? , woody alien with me, you might enjoy", Elon: "Yes"

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01944...

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> with the most notorious pedophile on earth?

Go look at the emails. It kinda shows Elon was clueless about what the island was about.

Also he wasn't notorious at the time.

> What exactly are you defending here?

Ah you're going to accuse me of defending pedophilia now? Figures with your type.

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He spent 18 months in jail in 2008 for "soliciting prostitution from a minor". If you associated with him after that date, you were ok with hanging out with a pedophile.
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> Everyone that went to the island is attracted to pre prepubescent children?

There's absolutely an argument to be made there but in this case it's a bit more specific.

Anyone that repeatedly emails the most notorious pedophile on earth, begging to be invited to the wildest party on their private island is absolutely a pedophile.

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If it talks about politics like a Nazi and salutes like a Nazi…
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Elon donates to white Christian fundamentalist. The largest donor in history to the Republican Party and does Nazi salutes.
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