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Our smartest, most capable Exit Offer yet.
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And we think you're gonna love it.

_wait_

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One more thing: Don't hit the door on your way out!
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It could be an enterprise product bundled with some MS365 SKUs. They know a lot of MS customers would need such thing in coming years.
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The new Office, 25% slimmer
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queue the don draper meme
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cue
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too late, it's queued up. Currently playing : "Co-pilot's greatest hits"
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First up: Recall
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"Shareholders will love it! Our company has never told staff to get stuffed better!"
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This sounds like satire, but I don't think we're far off from major tech companies announcing layoffs alongside new products at keynotes. After all, their purpose is to drive consumer and investor hype.
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