I want the newest one and I want to run Gentoo Linux on it with working Asahi patches for all aspects of the hardware. I want it enough I'm willing to pay for it. I'll pay 3x Apple's current sticker price.
replyBut Apple will never sell that to me, as far as I can guess. Apple is not a good person.
And I want a pony
reply> Apple is not a good person
replyIt's a company.
15 U.S. Code § 7 - “Person” or “persons” defined
The word “person”, or “persons”, wherever used in sections 1 to 7 of this title shall be deemed to include corporations
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/15/7