My favorite description of JAVA is that it's a language where you are deploying instant legacy code.
reply"Java is a DSL for taking large XML files and converting them to stack traces." -Andrew Back
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"XML is like violence: if it doesn't solve your problem, you aren't using enough of it." -Chris Maden
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"XML is a giant step in no direction at all" -Erik Naggum
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