"You’re not buying a player, you’re buying a subscription dressed up as a wooden toy. And that genuinely annoys me."

had to stop reading from that point onwards.

I absolutely hate AI writing as well, but I suspect since the author is French, and the underlying code in their GitHub project [1] uses a lot of French naming, that it was more of a translation aid.

[1] https://github.com/Zebra-Rodeo/marelleo