* * * * * sleep 17 && …
etc.That way I still maintain a per-job 60-second cadence consistently (which random would not), but don’t do it right on the top of the minute.
If the answer to that is all-yes, then my compliments to you. Alas ... at least my experience says that's not how things are done.
Obviously cron jobs are not all equal in terms of load and duration, and hours are not all equal in terms of usage, but that still helps prevent trivial spikes similar to the one mentioned in the article (disclaimer: I'm not aware of a recent counterfactual experiment proving this, but that seems a fair assumption).
Analog systems naturally have a dispersion to them, digital ones, especially with everybody on NTP, much less so