Lol, thanks, but I only wish I could pull off wearing the P.I.M.P. shirt.¹ I've always been fascinated by the whole culture of it, but I wouldn't say I really know Perl, even if I once cobbled together a working irssi extension.²

Anyway, for (hopefully) your enjoyment, here's my best fizzbuzz golf (but not the best):

    for$n(1..100){$\=$/;$n3=$n%3;$n5=$n%5;print!$n3&&!$n5?fizzbuzz:!$n5?buzz:!$n3?fizz:$n}

1. https://i.vgy.me/X8Rdpk.jpg

2. Really cobbled, and in all seriousness that's why I say I don't know Perl (I only did any of this stuff with very heavy reference to documentation and no real sense of orientation at all)

bonus: https://i.vgy.me/Q5qIIP.png