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Astronomers should have quite a lot to do with telescopes. You might say a modern astronomer has little to do with telescopes as imagined by a layperson, that is some glass lenses in a tube on a tripod, but they're still called "telescopes" even when it's a complex arrangement of mirrors housed inside an observatory (or on a satellite, as is the case of the James-Webb telescope).

And an astronomer should absolutely have understanding of those, their intricacies, the optical equations involved, and how to operate them (usually with automated software, but astronomers are the ones writing that software).

Now an astrophysicist has less to do with telescopes, especially if your field is theoretical cosmology, although they still require familiarity with telescopes, practicalities, how observations are made etc. because that is the basis of their theory. So, a cosmologist vs. an astronomer might be a better analog for a computer scientist vs. a software engineer.

And I know that despite doing my own thesis in cosmology, my studies involved a lot of knowledge and teaching about telescopes, including at least one night of observations (it's pretty boring, things are very automated).

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I'm pretty sure its a quote from Dijkstra.
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Reminds me of the classic The Parable of the Toaster:

https://www.glaver.org/ftp/humor/toaster-fable.txt

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I think this article is highly unfair to computer scientists:

- Computer science is about extending our understanding what can be done with computers (including what can be done efficiently). The computer scientist in this story exactly does that: he sees that the usage of the poster is a special case of a much more general pattern, and tries to understand this pattern, so that a solution that is developed for the general case can be applied to all of them, without having to develop a novel solution for every new case, which can save an insane amount of money.

- The kind of requirement analysis, and process orientation is rather untypical for computer scientists, but rather for what is called in German "Wirtschaftsinformatiker" (i.e. people who are business process analysts first and programmers second). These are people who are deep in love with such analysis paralysis, not the typical programmer or computer scientist who is often quite suspicious of such concepts.

In other words: if your toilet is clogged, you call a plumber, and not an expert in fluid dynamics.

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The joke also conflates computer scientists with an architecture astronaut / software engineer (whatever that means, let's say a practitioner who works writing software for a living), which alas! is all too common.
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Tell him he knows little about astronomy and invite him to watch the latest episode of The Sky at Night - a bunch of astronomers gush over a diverse set of telescopes ...

La Palma - Gateway to the Universe (November 9, 2026)

  The team journey to La Palma, where giant new telescopes and cutting-edge science are opening extraordinary new windows on our universe.
~ https://thetvdb.com/series/the-sky-at-night/episodes/1205884...

Roque de los Muchachos Observatory - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roque_de_los_Muchachos_Observa...

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> as an astronomer has to do with telescopes

A heck of a lot. Your professor clearly does not know much about astronomy.

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It varies. I used to work for a Physics and Astronomy department, yes, some of them are interested in telescopes, of various sorts, and indeed that's the department running the scheme where lay people can look at interesting stuff in the sky using a mid-size optical telescope. But, there's a lot of deep physics, that's why it's a physics department. At scale some of the physical properties from everyday life we usually don't notice stop being negligible and because we're small that scale is called astronomy.

For example if you have a whole bunch of Hydrogen the gravity its exerting on itself is negligible... Unless it's a lot of Hydrogen because eventually instead of being negligible the gravity adds up to where the Hydrogen atoms undergo nuclear fusion and that's how you get stars.

Similarly, Oceanography does have boats and a large building next to the sea, but although some of them are capable sailors, a lot of what they're interested in is theoretical and doesn't require you to even be able to smell the sea, let alone go out on it.

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I think the point is that yes, of course telescopes are important to astronomers, but they're not the essence, they're not what the study is about. They are the tools of the study, not the object of the study.

The same can be said about computers and computer science. I don't think I fully agree with that, but it's interesting to think about.

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Don't astronomers use telescopes?
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