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Fingers crossed it’s Aliens!
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They conquer planets through imposing global service downtimes?

If you agree to their nominal leadership and a 1% tax then they go away and even add you to an honorary galactic charter.

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"Somebody said it was aliens. She thought they meant illegal aliens and signed up."
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Opening scene of Terminator 2. Or another AI escaped and decided to hack into flight control.
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