I ended up repairing the Mac, replacing the battery, and installing Chrome OS on it. (chrome sucks though, someday I ’ll get it back out and switch to real Linux)
I had a MacBook Pro where the laptop worked but the battery became swollen so much that it distorted the case. If I wasn't there to notice it, it would probably burst at some point and Lithium is very flammable.
It's probably rare and overblown, but it can happen.
If that had been in a closet, it would have been months or years before I realized.