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January 20, 2038

Yesterday as we huddled in the cave, we thought our small remnant was surely doomed. After losing contact with the main Pevek group last week, we peered out at the drone swarm which was now visibly approaching - a dark cloud on the horizon. Then suddenly, at around 3pm by Zoya's reckoning, the entire swarm collapsed and fell out of the sky. Today we are walking outside in the sun, seemingly unobserved. A true miracle. Grigori, who once worked with computers at the nuclear plant in Bilibino, only says cryptically: "All things come to an end with time."

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I suspect that's the secret driver behind a lot of the push for the apocalypse.
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It also means we don't have to deal with the maintenance of vibecoded production software from 2020s!
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Back in like 1998 there was a group purchase for a Y2038 tshirt with some clever print on some hot email list I was on. I bought one. It obviously doesn't fit me any longer.

It seemed so impossibly far away. Now it's 12 years.

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that was precisely my reaction as well. phew machines will deal with the timestamp issue and i can just sit on a beach while we singularityize or whatever.
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You won't be on the beach when you get turned into paperclips. The machines will come and harvest your ass.

Don't click here:

https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/

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having played that when it came out, my conclusion was that no, i will definitely be able to be on a beach; i am too meaty and fleshy to be good paperclip
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Sorry, we need the iron in your blood and bone marrow. Sluuuurrrrrpppp.... Enjoy the beach, or what's left.
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Much better sources of iron are available.

More likely we get smooshed unintentionally as they AIs seek those out.

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We need it all... oh, wait, you're not silicon... sluuuuuurrrrpp...
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