Speaking of which, I wrote a program that can crack any encryption every designed. It just executes a python file in the same folder, you have to write the cracker yourself
That software is gcc. Only caveat is you need to implement anything yourself, including the software you invented five minutes ago.
Case in point: clickbait is super annoying
When it said every protocol, I read it as potentially every protocol, myself. I have an O-scope that can read every wire protocol too.