Subjecting a Filipino call center operator who is just doing her job to such melodramatic threats is not the flex you think it is.

I called them to get it set up, and when I suggested the internet dude on the line kept trying to upsell me TV packages. I was polite at first but eventually I said something like "listen, I don't want your 'Movie Lovers' package. I don't want your 'Sports Fan' package. I don't want your 'Family Entertainment' package. I don't want your 'Comedy Lover' package. I just want internet. I do not want anything but internet. If you pitch more more packages I will still only want internet".

Admittedly a little rude, but the guy did get the point after that and he was perfectly helpful getting everything set up.