Bitcoin isn't a store of value (its too volatile), it isn't a currency (too slow and expensive for small transactions), and it isn't even a product in its own right.
If you don’t like it or think it’s too slow doesn’t change these facts.
I agree that it’s not a product though. It is a distributed system that nobody owns.
And yes you can functionally make transactions, but based on current transaction fees it looks like I'd pay $0.22 in fees so I could wait 10-20 minutes for a transaction to likely clear. I'm not doing that at a gas pump, grocery store, etc.
Otherwise I just use the dollar bill as the store of value