This was the tradeoff (or should I say trade-up) for going from
#!/usr/bin/perl -w
use strict;
my $username = <>;
chomp($username);
# blah blah blah blah blah
print "<html>\n<head>\n[...]<body>\n";
print "<p>Hello, " . $username . "!</p>";
print "</body>\n</html>";
to <html>
<head>[...]
<body>
<p>Hello, <?php echo $username; ?>!</p>
</body>
</html>
(Of course, as you point out, we promptly recreated the former situation in PHP -- but maybe there was some rationale to it? I wouldn't know; I did my best to avoid that kind of overwrought PHP project)Anyway, for (hopefully) your enjoyment, here's my best fizzbuzz golf (but not the best):
for$n(1..100){$\=$/;$n3=$n%3;$n5=$n%5;print!$n3&&!$n5?fizzbuzz:!$n5?buzz:!$n3?fizz:$n}
1. https://i.vgy.me/X8Rdpk.jpg2. Really cobbled, and in all seriousness that's why I say I don't know Perl (I only did any of this stuff with very heavy reference to documentation and no real sense of orientation at all)
bonus: https://i.vgy.me/Q5qIIP.png